Obituaries from the Television Graveyard - by Larry Carroll
Helen Hunt Times, My Life and
A drama as gripping as it was ambitious, the 1991 series "My Life and Times" was suffocated by an uncaring network after just six episodes. The show revolved around Ben Miller, an elderly man in a retirement home circa 2035, looking back on his life. With each episode set in a different year, the show's minuscule audience watched the highs and lows, loves and loves-lost of an ordinary man. Despite being survived by stars Helen Hunt and Megan Mullally ("Will & Grace"), the forgotten program has no visiting hours.
Firefly

Firefly 
Acclaimed, beloved and ultimately unwanted, Joss Whedon's
("Buffy the Vampire Slayer," "Angel") "Firefly" died in 2003 after
losing a long battle with the c-word: cancellation. Set 500 years
in the future, this sharply written, quirky series was often
described as a Western in outer space; it had to be described,
unfortunately, because no one was watching it. The show's loyal following and big DVD sales inspired the feature film "Serenity" in 2005.

Get a Life Life, Get a
A brilliantly subversive sitcom about a sarcastic man-child (Chris Elliott) who wastes his afternoons delivering newspapers and harassing his parents, "Get a Life" paved the way for everyone from Zach Braff ("Scrubs," "Garden State") to Bam Margera. After consistently finishing near the bottom of the ratings, the end of the show's three-year run came via a mercy-killing in 1992. Sensing the end was near, the show had devolved into surreal moments including a nuclear-waste-powered soccer game with decapitated heads. A limited number of episodes can be visited on DVD.
Dabney Coleman Bill, Buffalo
Arguably the most famous "would have been" sitcom ever, "Buffalo Bill" was the rarest of shows, presenting a completely unsympathetic lead character. Dabney Coleman played a conceited, discourteous, bitter TV talk show host who amusingly tore into his guests and treated his friends even worse. The groundbreaking series met its bitter end, but fathered such television bastards as the main characters of "Becker," "House," and the British and American versions of "The Office." The acclaimed program has not been seen since its 1984 closed-casket funeral.
Jay Mohr Action
The show that was supposed to revolutionize television, "Action" gave "The Osbournes" the freedom to go bleep themselves, but died too quickly to leave behind more of a legacy. Jay Mohr ("Last Comic Standing") checked his Christopher Walken imitation at the door while taking on the role of Peter Dragon, a tough-talking Hollywood producer sinking millions into ridiculously clichéd action movies. Insider jokes about characters who may have been based on everyone from Alicia Silverstone to the Weinstein brothers captured Hollywood's attention, but soared over the heads of viewers in the flyover states. "Action" is occasionally memorialized on Trio's "Brilliant but Cancelled" TV series, but has garnered little more than online petitions for a DVD release.
Arrested Development Development, Arrested
A program that makes you laugh so hard you have to rewatch it for the jokes you missed, "Arrested Development" story lines have included a sighted lawyer with a blind seeing-eye dog, a father who hosted tea parties with dolls and a man who joined the Blue Man Group because he thought it was a support organization for depressed men. Despite Emmy wins and pleas from fans and critics alike, the show's mediocre ratings have kept it on the verge of cancellation for three seasons. Currently on life support, the revolutionary anti-sitcom -- narrated by executive producer Ron Howard -- airs its season finale on Feb. 10. Only time will tell if the Bluths will make a triumphant return, or if the show will end up like the once-wealthy family it portrays: caged, abandoned, but always hilarious. In the meantime, our prescription is that you snap up the first two seasons on DVD -- stat. 
Larry Carroll is a reporter for MTV News and a pop-culture junkie. His writing has appeared on sites such as CountingDown, FilmStew, E!Online and IGN Film Force. His merciless review of the film "Drumline" continues to draw hate-spewing e-mails from marching band devotees who resent his comment, "There's a reason why people go to the bathroom during halftime."

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