Brian fails at winning Quagmire's friendship.

The space octopus is not a space octopus.

Sheila!

Or...thong?

Brian asks Stewie to create a clone for him.

Brian learns that his date for the evening has stood him up.

Hooking up with a dog is still better than that Spencer guy.

Chris cheats on his popular new girlfriend.

Joe requests a little meat commentary while barbecuing.

Stewie shows off his muscles to Chris' new girlfriend at dinner.