TPing a house is sort of a sport. You have to throw something.

Why is a fifth grader watching "Will and Grace"?

Greek people have weak palates, which is why the flavor of their food is so incredibly strong. Common...

Nothing like being insulted by a fifth grader, baldy!

Costa Rica, the latest hip destination for American tourists!

Don't do drugs, kids.

Or, if your legs are short, a crotch.

Always go with C and you'll be lucky to get a C.

No urinals? What kind of crazy place is that?

He did the same thing when promising to trade his candy bar for some baloney.