The Simpsons

Name: Seymour Skinner

Occupation: School principal/Vietnam veteran

Distinguishing Characteristics: Rumpled suit, baggy eyes, raging hatred for Bart Simpson

Signature Quote: "I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson ... I believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested, ... more by eating your shorts!"

Notes: Principal Skinner, hapless victim of Bart's constant efforts to break the will of his teachers and classmates alike, is not without his other problems. The occasional flashback to 'Nam notwithstanding, Skinner also has an overbearing (possibly imaginary) mother to contend with, too. No wonder he always takes a little too much joy in inflicting punishment on his tormentor.