The Simpsons

Name: Apu

Occupation: Kwik-E-Mart proprietor

Distinguishing Characteristics: Broad Indian accent, mustache, bullet wounds

Signature Quote: "Nickel off on expired baby food!"; "Thank you, come again"

Notes: Springfield's most intrepid entrepreneur has taken many gunshots ... morefor the privilege of purveying squishees and overpriced snacks to his fellow citizens, but Apu (last name: Nahasapeemapetilon) remains sanguine.