The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Weirdest Husband

Winner: Simon van Kempen (New York City)

Alex McCord and husband Simon van Kempen have one heck of a weird marriage. They can't seem to do anything on camera without the other. In fact, if you'll recall, in Season 1 Simon infamously accompanied his wife to a ... more"girls-only" night, incurring the wrath of the other housewives. And then there are those incessant whisperings about his sexuality. Simon steadfastly denied the rumors, but continued to offer up plenty of ammunition for his critics -- for example, his preference for wearing Speedos on the beach, the fact that he enjoys getting pedicures, and his passion for flamboyant fashion. In fact, he stated that he "wouldn't dream" of going shopping for clothes without his wife. After all, who else would be around to tell him that these red pants look good?

(Bravo)