The Long Goodbye ("Virgin Territory")
The Quote
Haley, on Losing Her Virginity: "[Claire] promised she wouldn't tell Dad
until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out."
The Situation: Haley is at once clueless and self-effacing
about being ... moreintellectually challenged. Which is what made it so funny when --
whether knowingly or not -- she underscored all her dad's concerns by lamenting
that had she kept losing her virginity a secret till she left the nest, Phil
would have entered a nursing home before finding out. Fortunately, after
initially reacting as if he'd had a mild stroke, Phil pulled himself together,
saw that Haley was making responsible choices and reminded her how lucky she is
to have "a "cool dad."
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