2011 MTV Movie Awards

Nine years ago, actor/musician/funnyman Jack Black was still a budding superstar with one foot in the raunchy juvenilia of his original Tenacious D act. No surprise, then, that in his interpretation of the "Spider-Man ... more" legend, everyone's favorite crime-fighting arachnid says things like, "My hands, they're hairy and sticky -- no change there" after metamorphosis, sketches iterations of his costume until it's "exactly the right amount of gay," and colors the face of Yoda around his lips when it's time for that famous upside-down kiss with co-host Sarah Michelle Gellar. Black carries the parody for both he and the outgunned Gellar, and makes you wonder if Sam Raimi should have considered rebooting the franchise as a debauched teen comedy to begin with.

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