Mrs. Garrison is fed up with men, but when he attempts to make the class write an essay on The Old Man and the Sea, the boys hire out some Mexican Day laborers to write their papers for... Full summary

Stan is perplex by the tradition of decorating eggs for Easter, and the questions he raises to his father make for some difficult father/son conversation. When the answers to Stan's... Full summary

Cartman suspects the new Muslim student at South Park Elementary of being a terrorist, and upon discovering that Hillary Clinton will be campaigning in town later in the day he... Full summary

When South Park Elementary becomes the site of a headlice outbreak and Mrs. Garrison refuses to divulge the name of the student who spread the bug, Cartman launches his own... Full summary

Butter's dad has caught his son in what appeared to be a compromising position with Cartman, prompting the concerned father to send his son to camp and "Pray the Gay Away." Meanwhile,... Full summary

When Randy sparks public outrage by using the "N" word on live television, Stan approaches Token about his thoughts on the matter. Later, a little person arrives at South Park... Full summary

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Cartman searches for a way to return to his own time after waking to find himself 500 years in the future.

Cartman attempts to manipulate his personal timeline to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.