Al (Ed O'Neill) is desperate for a slice of Aunt Maddie's Thanksgiving pie; problem is, Aunt Maddie has died. There is no other recourse for Al than to crash the old lady's funeral,... Full summary

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Al's beloved Dodge is on its last legs.

Nancy Linari guest stars as Sister Benedicta, a no-nonsense nun whose mission in life is to make certain that Kelly (Christina Applegate) is living up to the morals clause in her new... Full summary

This episode is a spoof of a famous "sweatshop" scandal involving the franchised consumer products of a certain popular female TV talkshow host (are we being obscure enough here?) In... Full summary

Moving from its longtime Sunday-night timeslot to a Saturday-evening berth, Married. . .With Children launched its eleventh and final season on September 28, 1996 with an extended... Full summary

It's Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) vs, Jefferson D'Arcy (Ted McGinley) in a no-holds-barred practical joke contest. With this in mind, Al thinks that Jefferson is merely pulling his leg when a... Full summary

Banned from participating in a radio sports quiz, Al (Ed O'Neill) feeds his answers to his coworker Griff (Harold Sylvester). As a result, Griff wins a trip to the 1996 Summer Olympics,... Full summary

In this spoof of a popular mid-1990s TV advertising campaign, erstwhile talent agent Bud (David Faustino) arranges for Kelly (Christina Applegate) and Jefferson (Ted McGinley) to costar... Full summary

Bud (David Faustion) will not graduate from Trumaine if he can't pass the finals, but his efforts to study are constantly thwarted by his preoccupation with sex. Even though he has... Full summary