Nicole Richie before becoming pregnant (X17Online.com)

When you think of Nicole Richie in a bikini, your mind probably wanders to a woeful shot of her running on the beach, her cadaverous figure all jutting clavicles, rattling limbs and terrifyingly prominent sternum. But those days are thankfully gone, and now we have a new swimsuit image to commit to memory, one that happily shows the glowing starlet looking reassuringly robust as she incubates the spawn of Joel Madden. Richie, who is believed to be about five months along, showed off her swelling belly in a red bikini while catching some rays this weekend in Hawaii, where she and her Good Charlotte front man beau were celebrating her 26th birthday.

Not even the glistening dome of Bruce Willis is enough to gain entrée to certain exclusive clubs. According to the New York Post, the nightclub-ejection-prone "Die Hard" star arrived at a New York hot spot in the wee hours of Wednesday morning with eight hangers-on in tow, only to be rebuffed by the doorman. What's worse, the gatekeeper allowed non-famous types who arrived after Willis to enter the club. "Bruce's entourage started banging on the door, to no avail," a spywitness tells the paper. "I guess they had reached their massive-ego quota." The club's mortified owner says it was just a misunderstanding, insisting, "I love [Bruce]."

Has Lindsay Lohan turned Utah's Cirque Lodge into the hip destination for dysfunctional celebrities? Star reports Richie Sambora checked into the ritzy rehab facility on Sept. 17, three months after he went through a weeklong rehab program at UCLA Medical Center. The Bon Jovi guitarist, who is scheduled to hit the road with the band next month, "is continuing the ongoing treatment he began in June," a rep tells the tab.

"I hate red-carpet events. I absolutely hate them." That's Keira Knightley, carping -- for the umpteenth time -- about the burden of fame, this time to Allure. "I don't like the fact that people write, 'Oh you look like crap' in print. Or 'I don't like your arms!'" gripes the fat-free starlet. "I'm not Wonder Woman. I have self-esteem issues. Everybody does. You know, skinny people are allowed to feel sh*t about themselves." Keira says she hasn't "got a clue" how much she weighs, but posits of her gangly figure, "And I have noticed it creates an anger in people who are not skinny. People like to blame their insecurities on other people."

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