Pamela Anderson's taste in men tends more toward sour than sweet, but has she landed a serious sugar daddy? E! News says the maturing and thrice-married bombshell has been "quietly seeing" a guy from the United Arab Emirates and that he just happens to be a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family. The name of Pam's supposedly regal suitor remains under wraps, although it seems she's already dubbed him with a term of endearment -- Milk Sheik. Get it? The fledgling flames, who apparently met when Anderson traveled to Abu Dhabi in late May with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, were seen hanging with pals at a Los Angeles gay bar last weekend, adds E!. No word on whether Pam's rumored wooer has anything to do with her recently announced plans for a PETA-approved hotel in Abu Dhabi.

Sienna and Balthazar lunch in Malibu on Aug. 8.

Sienna Miller's mom is speaking out over her daughter being branded a home-wrecker in the wake of her hookup with Balthazar Getty. "You can't understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife [Rosetta Getty] for months can cause such a scandal," Jo Miller rails to Britain's Express. "It's awful, I can't tell you. You wonder when it's all going to stop." Sure, the starlet has received a disproportionate share of negative publicity over the relationship, but the fallout might have been mitigated if she and the actor, a father of four young children, had simply been more sensitive -- and worn more clothes -- during their indiscreet, PDA-crammed coming-out in Italy. As it stands, the paparazzi are all over the story, and they closed in on Miller as she stopped at a Los Angeles gas station on Monday. "Can you leave me alone? I'm trying to get gas and this is really harassment," she told the shutterbugs while growing visibly unnerved. "Please, I'm asking you ... please give me a little bit of respect." At one point, a youngster got in the middle of the crush of snappers, prompting the actress to scold, "You just [bleeping] whacked a kid. Be careful." Sienna, who is said to be worried about how the romance might affect her career, ended up driving to a nearby police station. After talking with some cops, she reportedly received an escort back to her hotel. So, what do you think of Sienna and Balthazar's romance? Is she being unfairly portrayed as the bad guy, especially given that he's the one who's married, not her? Are both culpable? Or is this like what Woody Allen once said about Soon-Yi, namely, "The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to those things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that." Tell us in the comments.

Looks like tongue was on the menu during Ashley Olsen's recent dinner with actor Justin Bartha, her beau of three months. The New York Post says they were joined at the lips while dining at a Manhattan eatery. "She was all over him," an eyewitness tells the paper. "Another girlfriend of hers was also at the table. Ashley was very nice to everyone, but seemed more occupied with her boyfriend than anything else." Mary-Kate's slightly less ragamuffin half did get in some tomato-based noshing during the makeout session, reportedly fortifying herself with two Bloody Marys and "a little bit of spaghetti."

Tony and Eva hit the Whaleman Foundation benefit in Los Angeles on Aug. 10.

If you're anything like us, you're uncomfortable hearing about other people's attempts to procreate until there's actual EPT-confirmed fertilization, so it's a good bet we'd all be squirming in the presence of Eva Longoria. "Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker," "Desperate Housewives" overlord Marc Cherry tells Us Weekly. "After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call." The actress, 33, who has been the subject of repeated incubation speculation, told Billy Bush last month that she and her NBA-playing spouse were eager for a stork visit but were taking their time. "I can guarantee you a baby will not be here in nine months. Longer than that, maybe," shared Longoria. "We're definitely wanting a family and when it happens, it'll happen, but it's no rush and there's no timeline that we've set for ourselves."

Is Kevin Federline an ogler? The custody-retaining ex of Britney Spears allegedly had his eye on a different Brit the other night -- one who's a bit more vowel-challenged. According to the New York Post, he was "staring at Brittny Gastineau while she was waiting in line for the bathroom" at Los Angeles hot spot Coco de Ville. The spy claims the image-overhauled Federline "wouldn't stop checking her out, up and down, but Brittny was not interested."

It's hard to imagine getting worked up over Uncle Joey from "Full House," but the show's resident doofus helped bring about one of the most vitriolic rock anthems in recent memory. Dave Coulier confirms to the Calgary Herald that his breakup with Alanis Morissette was indeed the inspiration for her 1995 smash "You Oughta Know," but he says he didn't realize how hard she took their split until he heard the song one day when he was driving. "I said, 'Wow, this girl is angry,'" he recollects. "And then I said, 'Oh man, I think it's Alanis.' ... I listened to the song over and over again, and I said, 'I think I have really hurt this person.'" Amid a press deluge for comment on the angry ditty (lyric refresher: "And I'm here, to remind you/Of the mess you left when you went away/It's not fair, to deny me/Of the cross I bear that you gave to me"), Coulier called Morissette and asked what he should say. "And she said, 'You can say whatever you want,'" he explains. "We saw each other and hung out for an entire day. And it was beautiful. It was one of those things where it was kind of like, 'We're good.'"

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