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Has Paris Hilton been feeling extra frisky since she was sprung
from the hoosegow? In recent weeks, she's reportedly swapped spit with an Australian surfer dude and bestowed a
lap dance on Suge Knight.
And on Tuesday night, reports TMZ.com, she went where many fear to tread by
getting up close and personal with Cisco Adler, who was reportedly drop-kicked
by Mischa Barton shortly after a nude photo of him in all his
hirsute, low-hanging, sweat-socked glory turned up online.
The short-attention-span starlet and the obscure rocker supposedly engaged in
a "make-out session" at Los Angeles hot spot Guy's, with Hilton giving Adler an
encore performance of her Suge bump-and-grind. Later that night, an X17.com
operative claims to have seen Cisco slipping into Paris' pad (no, that's not a
euphemism).
Of course, the tête-à-tête could have simply been an affectionate reunion
between pals. After all, Paris and Cisco go way back.
You'll recall that the trauma-inducing pic of Adler's disquietingly dangling
bits (for your own good, do not search for it. Seriously. Alright, don't say we
didn't warn you) was part of a stash of mementos found in Paris' infamous
storage locker, which was auctioned off after she failed to pay the bill.
"Paris' s*** got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there,"
Adler explained to the New York Observer in February (he said the snap was from
2001).
Hilton also has a history with Barton, who in early 2006 sniped to the London
Mirror that her preening peer "seems to hate everyone around her age who is more
successful ... She does steal people's boyfriends!" Her rep insisted she was
kidding.
Either way, the Paris of today is all about spreading sunshine and rainbows,
at least when she's not locking lips.
Earlier this week, "Extra"
asked her about the double DUI-facing Lindsay Lohan, prompting her to say, "I just want
everyone to be happy and healthy." Hilton then gave a nod to her alleged
behind-bars Bible studies by adding of her pokey-facing frenemy, "God bless
her."
Paris has also started to fulfill her post-prison promise to use her fame "in
a good way." This week, she posed at several Los Angeles charity events, an
altruistic endeavor that had her brimming with the milk of human kindness.
"I feel like everyone who's a human being on this Earth has a responsibility
to give back and make this world a better place," she inspirationally announced
to "Entertainment Tonight" (and everyone who's not a human being
-- you're off the hook). "I feel if everyone bands together -- no matter if it's
for children, for the environment, for animals -- we all can make a difference
..."
Speaking of animals, just because Paris has been the butt of doggie cruelty
jokes on "South
Park" doesn't mean she's about to shy away from adding yet another pooch to
her ever-expanding pack of shivery, quivery creatures.
People reports she purchased a brand spankin' new Chihuahua on Wednesday at
Pets of Bel Air, the same store where Britney Spears just plunked down $3,000 for her PETA-riling
Yorkie.
"She loved the puppy," a spywitness tells the mag. "She was all smiles and
carried him out of the store in her arms."
Unlike the Disney-related moniker given to pets such as Tinkerbell
(worryingly absent in recent months) and Cinderella, the Yorkie puppy she also
recently acquired, her latest addition has been christened Hendrix, after guitar
legend Jimi, says In Touch.
Meanwhile, Hilton's rep is laughing off rumors that she was rebuffed in her attempt to buddy up to Victoria Beckham.
The London Sun recently claimed that Paris thought she and Posh had the
potential to be "soul mates," which purportedly elicited an "Over my dead body!"
cry from Mrs. Beckham.
"The story is completely made up," Hilton's mouthpiece tells FOX News. "Paris
never said such a thing."
Besides, a source adds, "Paris doesn't decide who she is going to befriend
before she even gets to know them. She isn't like that."
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