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Paris Hilton hasn't quite gotten around to using her fame "in a good way," as she promised when she got out of the pokey, but she has managed to squeeze in some nuzzling with a new guy -- or possibly two.

According to People, the bubble-headed parolee, 26, recently snuggled up to one Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old Australian T-shirt designer who also happens to be a dead ringer for her ex-beau, Stavros Niarchos.

The pair hung out in Malibu, Calif., last weekend, where they were spied "making out like teenagers," says the New York Daily News.

In between swapping spit, says People, Paris pocketed thousands in swag at a jewelry soiree (all earmarked for charity, we're sure), while Atkins proved his boyfriend skills by fetching her drinks, holding her purse and nestling her new Yorkie, Cinderella.

And it looks like their compatibility could extend beyond just tongue-wrestling -- they also share the same covetous life goals.

In a interview posted on YouTube, the gratingly motor-mouthed designer revealed he's "trying to make money to get a Range Rover" and his "ultimate dream is to have a successful business where I'm making good money and a big house in Bali, a big house in Mexico, a nice house in L.A."

Sounds like a match made in materialistic heaven. Still, Atkins may not be the only one on Hilton's radar.

The Daily News also caught her "getting very cozy" with fellow jailbird Suge Knight during a post-ESPY Awards shindig on July 11 in Los Angeles, with spies claiming she treated him to a "lap dance."

The New York Post adds that Suge stood guard outside the ladies' room so a purportedly pie-eyed Paris could have some privacy.

Hilton, however, insists to "Entertainment Tonight" that she's happily flying solo and is currently "working very hard" on her new clothing line (along with another -- oy oy oy -- album).

"It's exciting -- this has been a dream of mine ever since I was a little girl -- I'm fashion designing, I have my own doggie line coming out and just being an entrepreneur at such a young age," she self-congratulates to "ET." "My grandpa, my dad, my mom, everyone is so proud of me, so it feels really good to accomplish so much so young."

Meanwhile, has Paris been dissed by two bony women with preternaturally perky boobs?

In twin items we urge you take with a boulder of salt, the London Sun claims both Courtney Love and Victoria Beckham have cruelly rebuffed the heir-head in recent days.

Let's start with Love, who hauled her alarmingly scrawny figure onstage Tuesday night for a performance in Los Angeles.

The tabloid says in the middle of a song, the rehabbed rocker raised one twiglike arm to offer a one-fingered greeting to sometime pal Hilton (you'll recall they posed together at Paris' birthday bash back in February).

"Paris was just dancing at the side of the stage to 'Celebrity Skin' when Courtney stuck up a finger to her," recounts an eyewitness. "No one really knows what the reason was. Paris burst into tears and left the gig early."

As for now ubiquitous Los Angeles transplant Mrs. Beckham, the Sun says she has no interest in buddying up to Hilton, who supposedly told a pal, "I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates."

(Uh-huh, because normal people talk like that all the time.)

Anyhoo, Posh's response supposedly went something like, "Over my dead body!" as she emphasized how they "couldn't be more different." How different? "You won't catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on."

Next: Quickies: Katie Is Happy, World Is Shocked

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