What will married life be like for Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, who are set to swap vows in an over-the-top ceremony (we're assuming) on July 7 in France? Judging by their Tiffany wedding registry, it will chiefly consist of finding ways to fill lots of empty, concave space. The "Desperate Housewives" bride and her basketball-er groom have asked for four -- count 'em, four! -- sterling silver bowls, ranging in price from $1,500 to a relatively thrifty $350. Prefer to pick out something a mite cheaper than the swish bowls? Try the set of four sterling silver cocktail picks for $125.

Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp are talking up their respective exes named Kate as they make the rounds stumping for "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End." "We're still very good friends," Orlando assures the London Daily Mirror of Kate Bosworth, whom he split with last fall after three years of capricious coupledom. "But there's no denying that it had been a difficult year for us both." The non-threatening actor, last linked to Penélope Cruz, blames their demise on geography: The slimline starlet, who's now seeing model James Rousseau, was shooting "Superman Returns" in Australia while he was in the Bahamas working on "Pirates." " ... We tried giving each other a bit of time out. And, well, there were difficulties. There are in any relationship," he acknowledges. "In our case, it was extremely unfortunate that everything was on public display. I have always tried to keep my cards close to my chest -- while wearing my heart on my sleeve -- but it is a really hard thing to do."

Depp, meanwhile, is coming to the defense of former fiancée Kate Moss, whom he broke up with nearly a decade ago. "I was not good for Kate," he admits to the London Daily Mail. "But she's a strong girl and a great girl and very smart." The megastar, who has two children with longtime love Vanessa Paradis, adds that he was taken aback over how the tabloids dragged the supermodel "through the mud" in the wake of her cocaine scandal. "Let her be! I have never met Pete Doherty, but I think he has talent and he and Kate could be great together," he optimistically says of Moss' arrest- and perforation-susceptible squeeze. "She's got a great brain on her and she's a good mummy."

Charlie Sheen is never one to shy away from a soundbite, but he's sidestepping questions about ex-wife Denise Richards' breakup with Richie Sambora. Paparazzi caught up with the "Two and a Half Men" star this week while he was out and about with girlfriend Brooke Mueller, but he brushed off queries about the split. Earlier this week, Richards revealed to In Touch that she and the Bon Jovi guitarist (and ex-husband of her former pal, Heather Locklear) had called it quits two months ago. "They didn't want to make it public," a Denise pal explained to the mag, "because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful."

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