If there's one thing we like about Paris Hilton (OK, the only thing we like about Paris Hilton), it's her unshakable self-confidence, whether she's attempting to carry a tune, sell boxes of fake hair, or supposedly trying to finagle an introduction to the British royal family. The London Daily Mail claims the starlet, who's in town promoting her BFF-seeking reality show, hit a local hot spot Wednesday night and was "delighted" to find that Prince Harry and Prince William were hanging out in the VIP section. Faster than you can say "Princess Paris," she allegedly sidled up to where Harry was chatting with pals in an attempt to catch his eye. "It was quite funny to watch," recalls a spy. "Harry clearly didn't want to speak to her, but she did a sexy dance in front of him and he finally stood up to shake her hand. He then just wandered off, and Paris looked a bit annoyed." The paper says the Benji Madden-smitten blonde later tried the same look-at-me dance routine with William, who is said to have chatted with her briefly before beating a hasty retreat from the club, where Christina Aguilera was also spotted partying that night.

Keira Knightley arrives at the London premiere of "The Duchess" last month. (© Retna Digital)

So much for Keira Knightley's triumphant stand for her A-cupped brethren. The twiggy actress pleads ignorance to reports that surfaced over the summer that said she refused to allow her bustline to be artificially boosted in posters for "The Duchess." "I'd love to say that I was really strident and went 'absolutely not' if they'd asked to enhance my breasts," she tells FoxNews.com. "But I don't remember it ever coming up, which is rather nice." Knightley, who has admitted to feeling a bit deficient in the cleavage department ("I would love to have [rhymes with 'bits']," she has said), previously received a digital décolletage enhancement in promo shots for "King Arthur," when her boobs went from barely there to bountiful.

Kate Moss makes her way through a barrage of paparazzi in London on Oct. 14. (©Retna Ltd.)

Has Kate Moss decided to cut back on her bubbly consumption as part of her reported party-curbing pledge to reconciled rocker-beau Jamie Hince? So claims the London Daily Mirror, which says the oft-worse-for-wear-looking supermodel, 34, who is mom to 6-year-old Lila Grace, has decided to avoid booze. The only exception? Special occasions, which we assume could mean anything from a birthday celebration to a day ending in "y." "Kate has been partying nonstop for years -- at every working event she attends there is unlimited champagne available," a snitch tells the paper. "Since she has rekindled her love with Jamie, she knows these leisurely drinks need to stop. Kate is older and wiser now and wants to settle down." And while it might have been nice if she'd reached that conclusion before Lila hit, say, kindergarten, the insider adds, "Kate has decided the party girl she once was is no more. She just wants to concentrate on the important things, like her family and her career." Still, her supposed pledge didn't stop her hitting a new hot spot Tuesday night in London, where she was snapped styling a long striped dress accessorized with a mussed coif and a cigarette dangling from her lips.

Russell Crowe has come up with a novel way to keep his recreational quaffing under control: color-coding. "I've given up drinking quite a few things," the ornery Oscar-winning father of two says via the London Daily Express. "Some things I don't drink anymore, as me and that product don't see eye to eye at certain times. But tequila and I are still good friends, and vodka and I still get on. It's just the dark drinks that don't seem to bring out the best of my personality."

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