It's been bad omens galore for newlyweds Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon, from their cardboard wedding cake and pigs-in-a-blanket hors d'oeuvres to the bride's less-than-endearing nickname for the groom, specifically, "Scum." Now, just days after their quickie Las Vegas nuptials, rumblings of trouble have begun, along with yet another round of pregnancy speculation.

Let's start with the déclassé duo's purported problems. A "close associate" of the top-heavy, thrice-married blonde tells the Chicago Sun-Times they had a "huge fight" soon after they pledged to love each other for better or worse (we're guessing it's mostly gonna be "or worse"), until death do they part.

Salomon was supposedly miffed that Anderson, who wedged in the 90-minute knot-tying ceremony between performances of her magic act with Hans Klok, made "flippant comments" to the crowd during the post-nuptial show, announcing, "Hello, I just got married. It's a big day. A big day at the office."

While such touchiness seems strange for a guy who not only filmed his passion-light, X-rated hanky-panky with Paris Hilton but also married the notoriously temperamental Shannen Doherty, it may not have been the only honeymoon hiccup.

According to the paper, Pam pitched "a huge fit" when Rick suggested they -- you guessed it -- bust out the video camera to document their love.

A "screaming match" ensued, claims the snitch, during which Salomon is said to have pointed out they "could make a [bleeping] fortune!"

But Anderson, who a decade ago waged a legal battle over profits from her so-called honeymoon video with tough-sex-act-to-follow Tommy Lee, allegedly responded, "I am not a porn star!"

But is she a mommy-to-be? Last week, Pam pooh-poohed a tabloid report that suggested she's sporting a "bit of a bump" ("Not pregnant," she wrote on her blog, "just very happy"), but In Touch remains convinced she and Salomon had a shotgun wedding.

The mag believes she's two months along, a discovery it says she made -- via a home pregnancy test -- on Sept. 29, the same day the pair applied for a marriage license.

"Pam says that the pregnancy is fate and an incredible blessing," a mole tells the magazine.

But is it a blessing she wanted to remain under wraps?

The cautious actress, 40, who reportedly suffered a miscarriage shortly before her marriage to Kid Rock went belly-up last November (the rocker recently voiced his suspicions about her claim), "begged" her skeevier half to "keep the news secret until she had reached three months, but he broke his promise," says the source.

That allegedly gave Anderson pause about proceeding with their planned Oct. 6 aisle-walk, but her so-called desire to give sons Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, a sibling supposedly trumped her "misgivings" about her future spouse.

"She's listening to her heart," posits a confidante. "Rick adores her and will be the best husband she's ever had." Adds an equally optimistic insider, "Pam says that after all these years of looking, the right one was right there beside her the whole time."

As for Kid Rock, he continues to take ungentlemanly potshots at his ex-wife, with the latest heckling taking place during his appearance Monday on the "Late Show With David Letterman."

When the subject turned to Pam's marriage to Salomon, the resentful rocker offered the groom some belated advice he says he wished he'd received, joking, "Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?"

(He'll be here all week, people -- try the veal!)

The creaky quip was met with a collective groan from the crowd, which prompted Kid to tell them to "lighten up."

He then made a stab at sincerity by adding, "I wish them much happiness."

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