Jan. 10, 2008

On New Year's Eve, Pamela Anderson admitted to People she had "plenty" of problems, but morning sickness apparently isn't one of them.

Pamela's fashion tip: Keep your skirts about as short as your marriages.

On Wednesday, TMZ.com reported the mockery-of-marriage-making blonde, 40, is not only moving ahead with her divorce from Rick Salomon, her husband of three long months, but she's pregnant to boot.

Salomon, who's still best known as Paris Hilton's sex tape partner, has supposedly been telling pals that he thinks Pam is "acting crazy" because of the alleged bun in her oven but is optimistic she'll soon calm down and settle into dysfunctional domesticity.

Or not. In a two-word statement posted on her Web site Thursday, Pam denied the baby rumors, saying simply, "No," before adding beneath it for good measure, "No."

The double negative follows her contention this week to E!'s "The Daily 10" that she's done procreating (she has two sons with first husband Tommy Lee).

"No more kids," she vowed. "No more kids."

The veteran bombshell tied the knot with Salomon on Oct. 6 in between sets of her Sin City magic show, with the bride resplendent in a denim mini, the groom dapper in a beanie and the solemn ceremony accented with a cardboard wedding cake.

Anderson filed for divorce in mid-December, just 10 months after her split from spouse-of-almost-four-months Kid Rock was finalized. Within days, however, she announced she and Rick were "working things out."

But TMZ now says the divorce is "back on" and she's seeking spousal support from their brief union.

"I wish him the best," Anderson sighed to "The Daily 10." "It's a can of worms. Big, fat, juicy worms, but worms."

Meanwhile, it turns out Pam isn't the only Canadian-born celebrity whose uterus is under scrutiny.

Pink rock: Avril rests her 10-pound tutu on hubby Deryck Whibley's lap.

A report surfaced this week claiming Avril Lavigne, 23, is about a month and a half along with the wannabe punk progeny of husband Deryck Whibley, who has supposedly been blabbing to his buddies about how excited he is.

But it looks like there's no need to break out the baby-sized combat boots and SpongeBob-themed flat iron just yet.

Lavigne's rep is quick to dismiss the womb rumblings, insisting to Us, "It's not true."

The warbler didn't appear to be acting like someone in the family way while ringing in the New Year in Las Vegas, with FOXNews.com spotting her whooping it up with Whibley as she hosted a shindig at hot spot Prive.

"It was an Avril I've never seen before," relayed a reveler. "She totally let loose and was gyrating on all the couches and jumping from table to table while putting on quite the public display with" her Sum 41 hubby.

She supposedly exited the bash with a bottle of champagne under her arm.

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