Save Paris!
Paris Hilton is looking for (platonic) love in all the wrong
places: reality TV shows. In her latest endeavor, "Paris
Hilton's My New BFF," which premiered on MTV Sept. 30, a group of hopeful
sidekicks compete for the position of Paris' new "best friend." Oh, Paris! You
need
... moresomeone who can trip Dina Lohan on her way to the ladies room; someone who
dutifully holds your hair out of your face while you hurl Rich Pressco into the
bushes outside Chateau Marmont. Is some regular, nonfamous person trained and
able to do all that and gaze with tasteful adoration as you shove the bartender
aside to dance on the bar? Of course not! Here are our top 10 suggestions for a
friend who can place that extra "F" in BFF ... Close