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Paris Hilton is looking for (platonic) love in all the wrong places: reality TV shows. In her latest endeavor, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," which premiered on MTV Sept. 30, a group of hopeful sidekicks compete for the position of Paris' new "best friend." Oh, Paris! You need ... moresomeone who can trip Dina Lohan on her way to the ladies room; someone who dutifully holds your hair out of your face while you hurl Rich Pressco into the bushes outside Chateau Marmont. Is some regular, nonfamous person trained and able to do all that and gaze with tasteful adoration as you shove the bartender aside to dance on the bar? Of course not! Here are our top 10 suggestions for a friend who can place that extra "F" in BFF ...