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The Worst: Erica
Hill Channel: Headline
News Shows: "Prime News" and regular news
broadcasts Took Over the Desk: January
2003 Previous Gigs: Co-anchor and correspondent,
"Tech Live" on Tech TV This Just In: Ranked
as No. 35 on People magazine's list of the "100 Most Beautiful
People" this year Why We Don't Like Her: Because
it just doesn't seem right to hear the phrase "11 killed by a car
bomb in Iraq today" coming out of someone who's cuter than a
chipmunk. | |
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Shepard
Smith Channel: Fox
News Shows: "The Fox Report" and "Studio B with
Shepard Smith" Took Over the Desk:
1996 Previous Gigs: Reported at TV stations in
Florida, including WCPX-TV (now WKMG-TV) in Orlando and WCJB-TV
in Gainesville, as well as for "A Current Affair" This
Just In: In a 2002 segment about Jennifer Lopez,
accidentally said the neighbors were "more likely to give her a curb
job than a b*#^ job, er, block party." A gaffe he's never lived
down. Though we think "curb job" sounds kind of dirty, too.
Why We Don't Like Him: Because although we
have no problem with his anchoring skills per se, his perfectly
sculpted eyebrows and overly made-up look just freaks us out. Plus,
he owes us money. | |
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Kent
Brockman Channel:
KBBL-TV Shows: "Springfield Action News,"
"Smartline" and "Eye on Springfield" Took Over The
Desk: April 29, 1990 (in the episode "Krusty Gets
Busted") Previous Gigs: Evening anchor
for Los Angeles stations such as KABC, KCBS, KCAL, KTLA and
KCOP This Just In: Once hosted the "Krusty the
Klown" show as "Kent Brockman the Clown" when Krusty "didn't come in
today. He is presumed dead or on vacation." Why We Don't
Like Him: Because whether he's pledging his allegiance to
what he thinks are invading alien ants ("I'd like to remind them
that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up
others to toil in their underground sugar caves."), or just changing
his name to hide his Jewish heritage (he was born Kenny
Brocklestein), Kent Brockman is a total sell
out. | |
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Paul Semel writes
about music, movies, TV and video games for magazines such as Stuff,
Emmy, Giant, Electronic Gaming Monthly, Spin as well as Movies.com.
He is also available for weddings and bar
mitzvahs.
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